Posts Tagged ‘Masturbation’
These gutter punks are either too stoned to speak properly or maybe they’re just too dumb to enunciate. I have no idea what the fuck they’re even saying. That doesn’t matter to me since I’m too busy jerking off as I watch them jerk off! Who knew naughty could be so nice? I did!
What is up with these gutter punks and where can I get me some of that fine fat uncut cock? I have no idea what the hell he has tattooed right above his pubes, though. Maybe he got fucked by the Swedish Chef or something.
And…. here he is again, the artfag with the most ludicrous tattoo I have ever see in my life. Not a big deal, I was too busy looking at his awesome cock – and then I was shocked to see he has yet ANOTHER awful ink job. Blue Ribbon cock? Is that what it’s supposed to mean? Don’t care. I like his dick and ass and cum filled throat and that’s all I care about!
Leprechaun and/or black jokes about checking out the guy’s dick who’s taking a leak next to you aside, this is hot shit, and I know I’ve often had to interrupt my stream of pisss after looking over and seeing an awesome cock pissing in the urinal next to me. Then I’d have to move into the stall instead and bust a nut. Well these two college dudes make a silent pact and wank away right in front of each other. They cum right in the urinal and on the floor, zip up their pants and rush off to sociology class.
BTW in case you don’t know the Leprechaun joke it’s something like this:
An Irish man goes into the restroom and at the urinal next to him is a Leprechaun. Wow, he thinks to himself, a Leprechaun!
The Leprechaun tells him he can give him three wishes, but only if the man agrees to get fucked in the ass in the bathroom first.
Thinking of the great good he could do with his wishes, the Irish man agrees.
As the Leprechaun has the Irish man bent over in the stall he asks him how old he is. “43″, replies the Irish man amidst his groans of pain.
Then the Leprechaun asks him what he does for a living, “I’m a lawyer”, cries the Irish man.
Then the Leprechaun asks the man if he’s married. “Yes, I’m married with 3 children”, answers the Irish man.
As the Leprechaun finishes his task at hand he says to the man, “Let me get this straight. You’re 43 years old, a lawyers, you’re married with 3 children and you STILL believe in Leprechauns?”
Sometimes the guys are a little too shy to have sex with another guy on camera even if they’ve tried a little bisexual action before. That’s when they start off with a solo jackoff shoot until they, well, shoot. Well this guy apparently has a girlfriend and as they travel around the country they make straight porn for cash. A little gay solo action won’t hurt. Sometimes they get comfortable enough during a solo shoot that pretty soon they’re asking if they can come back and soon enough got a cock in their mouth – or up their ass, loving every minute of it!
Funny how it’s so often the nerdy looking hipster dudes that end up being the dirtiest perverts!
