Posts Tagged ‘Twinks’
Summer’s almost here and even broke dirty boys addicted to crack and cock need to get out of town to cool off. They don’t fully get a chance to cool off because cum is hot, in both meanings of the word. But hey, it’s a living, and some lucky nasty guys get a chance to escape from the New York heat and chill out on Fire Island, sucking, licking, fucking and jacking off. (Thanks to their sponsors.)
These twinks look like they should be in some shoegazing band out of Williamsburg, wearing all black and dating androgynous girls, spending the money they make working at Starbucks on pizza and heroin. Close but not really. What else rhymes with gaze? Gays. What rhymes with guitar? Far, as in how FAR can I stick my cock down your throat. What rhymes with drum? Cum. However, I never understood why bass is pronounced base instead of rhyming with ASS.
When rehearsal’s over, the band relaxes by jerking, sucking, fucking and cumming all over one another! That’s music to my ears (and my hand).
